Moriz Meats Going out of Business! All Shops 100% Sale!

Sadly, Moriz Meats is going out of business. Not only did strike not work out, I was also found guilty of multiple federal ofenses. Make sure to come to all Moriz Meats locations for 100% off food!

Now, list of my crimes:

• Embezzlement
• Arson
• Theft
• Major theft
• Grand Auto Theft
• Arson
• Arson Theft
• Burglary
• Burglary Theft
• Tax Fraud
• Tax Theft
• Arson
• Assassination
• Assassination Theft
• Arsonsination
• Arson
• Arson
• Arson
• Creating Store Without Permit
• 17,495 Health Code Violations
• Cat
• Arson
• Cat Theft
• Panda Smuggling
• Theft Smuggling
• Arson Smuggling
• Cat Smuggling
• Major Tax Cat Arsonsination Theft Smuggzzlement
• Arson

Moriz Meats Going On Strike

Moriz Meats is going on strike because lower pay for butchers. We will open back up when full pay returns. Add your name on this petition to help. Every signature is appreciated.

New Moriz Meats Location in USA!

Thanks to leftover money from lawyer donations, we have now opened Moriz Meats in America! Please enjoy American Moriz Meats!

Also, Kholm is complete with English blog! Americans can read Englisg blog now!

English Moriz Meats Blog Complete!

This is English Moriz Meats blog. I have finished translating Russian Moriz Meats blog. This blog has all important Moriz Meats announcements.

-Kholm Myasnik, official Moriz Meats translator

Moriz Meats Now Under Investigation for Tax Fraud and Embezzlement

Please help Moriz Meats pay for good lawyers! We have few money, and we need help. Go to http://www.morizmeats.org.ru/donate/lawyer to donate. Thank you very much!

Five New Moriz Meats Locations

Five more locations for Moriz Meats have opened! You can find them in Omsk, thanks to generous donation from someone named Anonymous. Thank you, Anonymous!

Second Mascot for Moriz Meats

Poll was set up for two weeks, and you all want Boats the Dead Cow to be mascot for Moriz Meats! Do not worry, Milo is still also mascot.