Thursday, June 5, 2003
Moriz Meats Going On Strike
Moriz Meats is going on strike because lower pay for butchers. We will open back up when full pay returns. Add your name on this petition to help. Every signature is appreciated.
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
New Moriz Meats Location in USA!
Thanks to leftover money from lawyer donations, we have now opened Moriz Meats in America! Please enjoy American Moriz Meats!
Also, Kholm is complete with English blog! Americans can read Englisg blog now!
Also, Kholm is complete with English blog! Americans can read Englisg blog now!
Monday, April 28, 2003
English Moriz Meats Blog Complete!
This is English Moriz Meats blog. I have finished translating Russian Moriz Meats blog. This blog has all important Moriz Meats announcements.
-Kholm Myasnik, official Moriz Meats translator
-Kholm Myasnik, official Moriz Meats translator
Tuesday, April 8, 2003
Moriz Meats Now Under Investigation for Tax Fraud and Embezzlement
Please help Moriz Meats pay for good lawyers! We have few money, and we need help. Go to http://www.morizmeats.org.ru/donate/lawyer to donate. Thank you very much!
Monday, March 31, 2003
Five New Moriz Meats Locations
Five more locations for Moriz Meats have opened! You can find them in Omsk, thanks to generous donation from someone named Anonymous. Thank you, Anonymous!
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
Second Mascot for Moriz Meats
Poll was set up for two weeks, and you all want Boats the Dead Cow to be mascot for Moriz Meats! Do not worry, Milo is still also mascot.
Sunday, February 23, 2003
Moriz Meats Now Open for Breakfast
You have asked for it, so now Moriz Meats offers breakfast items from 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM. Current breakfast foods include:
- Pancake Platter and Sausage
- Sausage Platter and Pancake
- Bacon Platter and Extra bacon
- Pig Meat
Sunday, January 12, 2003
New Official Moriz Meats Translator
Since me and Kira do not have good English, we have hired specific man for job! Please welcome Kholm! He will be translator for Moriz Meats brand and blog, and he plans to eventually even make English version of blog. Please contact him if you have language barrier issues.
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